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December 01, 2006


Katie "21 Inches of Snow" Horner

The details are right over here, by the unicorns.

All Ya'll are gonna be jealous when I take a gonola to work!

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!



and if anyone wants to hear from chastain himself, you can do so as follows:

Clay C Chastain
1106 Ashland Ave
Bedford, VA 24523-1308


i'm sure a gadfly such as he would welcome all your cards, letters, and 3AM phone calls.


katie horner wishes she had 21 inches. or two 10's for that matter. think she'd know what to do with 'em?

I think Katie definitely would!

Where is the local leadership on light rail? The election was nearly a month ago. Where is the local leadership?

What local leadership do you want? Do you really want the current lame-duck Council making decisions on plans for this tax that won't even begin until 2009? I think it is best to let the next Council and Mayor deal with this after they take office next April.

Mr. Snrub

Monorail? (Clasping hands together) Excellent.


i doubt if katie would. after all, isn't she a bubble-headed, motor-mouthed, too blonde johnson county trophy wife/soccer mom?

Katie, What's a "gonola"?


isn't katie stupid?

lamar mickens

To display absolute power, one must learn to display absolute pettiness…
To applaud someone when they’ve made a valiant attempt at something great
or perceived to be impossible is a display of absolute greatness….

But to constantly kick and strike at someone through great adversity is outright Childish, petty and underhanded.

If this eludes you, then try this….
I am up a 3:00 AM, and my phone number is 816-861-0311 ask for me..
I’ll answer. If I don’t and you get the answer machine, I’ll call you right back!

“Clay did a hell of a job” despite the fact that people like yourselves seem to only want to tear him down.

That’s sad and petty! I like the light rail concept because he
took the time out to try and do something in a city that for the most part (voters) supported him, while hecklers and naysayers only kept kicking at him…

In January, our organization is embarking upon a task ask voters for a billion dollars to help fund
The infrastructure for an even larger project than Clay’s.

Its in the African American
Community. I wonder if we are going to get the same amount of heckling that Clay did?

I spoke to Clay and we discussed the possibility of running part of the light rail plan down Prospect in conjunction with our proposed Epicenter project; which is to be in a predominately African American community.

I wonder if those hecklers are going to post their negative and nasty comments on this blog about us as they did Clay? Hope not!

If they do, I also wonder if those type of people ever seen an entire community get upset?

Can you imagine more than 100,000 African Americans upset? We like Clay…

We really like Clay… Leave him alone and go pick on those lazy city officials like Barnes,
Herman, Cooper, Fairfield, Eddy, Brooks, Blackwood, McFadden, Nash, Glover and countless other
do good for nothings!

Just a thought….
Just a thought…..

Lamar Mickens-Quality Day Campus Inc.

Larry T

Where are the boarding stations in the Northland? How many places beside North Oak and Vivion Rd.

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